Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin