What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"