Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Attire.
Around.
Medium.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
His shirts get all winkly.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.