What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob