What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......