What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife