What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."