What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!