What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey