What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.