What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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By remixing it.

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I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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They both sang at the police.

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For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Swine language

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!