What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common