Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.