What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram