What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.