What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.