What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.