They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
It would've just been "mas".
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Holy
Crossfit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Using the lords name in vanity
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
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What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
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Her Highness will tell you
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
They both love to spark up joints.
His mandolin.
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
His finger was up his nose.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
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Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
A mirage!
