Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.