Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.