What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.