Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!