Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity