What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste