How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.