How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES