How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.