Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !