Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police