Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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I'm tired".

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I prefer both of them shaken

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Head & Smolders

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The White Wizzer

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More doors.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor