Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Coupe Jokes More Coupe Jokes

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor