What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor