What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork