Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'