What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.