Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.