What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Previous Random Joke Next

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.