What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!