Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's