They know how to work under the hood!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
A car.
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
Because he ate his pillow.
Make him wear shoes.
I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?
Because they work.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Weeding
Cracker.
