How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.