How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.