What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )