What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.