What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.