What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.