What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.