What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!