Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone