Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone