What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone