What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone