What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.