How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.