What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.