What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.