Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.