Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.