Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
His nose is wet.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
It had connections.
A prison
Punjabi-ng.
I feel so enlightninged!
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
You know he did it
Their criminal record.