Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden