What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.