What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.