What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire