A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Look at her beaver.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
They could be stalking you!
A damson in this dress.
Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
Streaky bacon!
Downy.
A. In a river bed
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Attire.*
A tire!
