Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.