What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.