What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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A stega-snore-us.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.