When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)