Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.