F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives
I think I'm coming down with something.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Because he had a fare.
He has thrust issues.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.