What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"