What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.