What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)