Just take some steps to avoid them!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Hodor! Hodor!"
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
to raise his spirits
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
He was feeling down
A fart taking the elevator.
Nothing, he just staired.
Well that escalated quickly.
A tomato in an elevator
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A tomato in an elevator.
Never mind, I'll escalator
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
Raise a family.
To lift his spirits.
It lifts spirits
from Stephen King - The Cell)
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
It was feeling down
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Because they're funny on many levels.
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A: A banana in an elevator.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
There wasn't mush-room.
A box of crackers.
A: Barney in an elevator.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
It could get you an in descent exposure charge.
The elevator can raise a child.
An elevator can raise a child.
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
One can raise a child
And elevator can raise kids
A nun with a spear through her head.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
A elevator can raise a kid
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
A tomato in an elevator :)
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
An elevator has a GF
It lifts their spirits.
I think I'm coming down with something.
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
This place rocks!"
A con descending.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
By putting flowers on the grave.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
Neighbor.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
His desk is level
Sorry.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
In a bucket.
They have the right to bear arms
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Because they can LIFT
